Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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