is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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