just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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