Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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