I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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