I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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