did you get engaged???
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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