do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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