It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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