so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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