I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Randomize
