So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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