You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This is not my ceiling
We got so high we made milksteak
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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