im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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