you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We got so high we made milksteak
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
