belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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