Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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