Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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