He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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