and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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