Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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