so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
