normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Michael Bay diarrhea
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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