I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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