I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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