i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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