we have pet lesbian snakes
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Bring me that man meat
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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