Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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