Kiss
Puke
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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