we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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