Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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