$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
