i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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