i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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