you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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