Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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