My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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