none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
