Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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