So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My brain says no but my pants say off.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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