you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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