its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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