Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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