No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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