Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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