she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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