i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
being pregnant is like rehab
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Two words: blizzard sex
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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