i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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