Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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