you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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