I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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