I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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