those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
This baby is an asshole
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
