This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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