Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
